Thursday's Weird Things
Bacteria, Viruses, and Fecal Matter. Oh My!
It's a good thing we have scientists to tell us what we would be wholly unable to determine on our own. A researcher at Texas A&M University (go Aggies -- huge upset of Texas last night, by the way) has discovered that hot tubs and whirlpools are breeding grounds for all kinds of nasty bacteria.
Who didn't know this? I mean, getting in a hot tubs is like dating Angelina Jolie. You look at her, and you know she's hot, and everyone is going to think you're a stud for landing her, and it's going to be a good time. But you also know she's crazy and ultimately your life is going to be a living hell and you're going to endure a miserable breakup. Likewise, with a hot tub, you know it's going to feel good when you get in, and you'll have fun, but you also know that someone probably nailed their SO in the water last night, then peed after they were finished. Yet we still get in hot tubs, and Angelina has never had problems finding a date.
Email Subject Lines That Shouldn't Happen
An email from the law school's student events email list had the following subject line:
Youth Sex Trafficking Dinner Tonight!
Now I know you know what you were trying to express with that, and I know what you were probably trying to say, but don't you think that maybe, just maybe, your heading could be misinterpreted.
As it is, I'm almost scared to post this because of the freaks who will now probably find my blog as they search for various weird fetish things.
Today's interesting fashion choice
The girl sitting next to me in class is wearing fingerless gloves. I realize the law school doesn't take good care of us, despite the $50k per year we pay them, but they do actually turn on the heat.
It's a good thing we have scientists to tell us what we would be wholly unable to determine on our own. A researcher at Texas A&M University (go Aggies -- huge upset of Texas last night, by the way) has discovered that hot tubs and whirlpools are breeding grounds for all kinds of nasty bacteria.
Who didn't know this? I mean, getting in a hot tubs is like dating Angelina Jolie. You look at her, and you know she's hot, and everyone is going to think you're a stud for landing her, and it's going to be a good time. But you also know she's crazy and ultimately your life is going to be a living hell and you're going to endure a miserable breakup. Likewise, with a hot tub, you know it's going to feel good when you get in, and you'll have fun, but you also know that someone probably nailed their SO in the water last night, then peed after they were finished. Yet we still get in hot tubs, and Angelina has never had problems finding a date.
Email Subject Lines That Shouldn't Happen
An email from the law school's student events email list had the following subject line:
Youth Sex Trafficking Dinner Tonight!
Now I know you know what you were trying to express with that, and I know what you were probably trying to say, but don't you think that maybe, just maybe, your heading could be misinterpreted.
As it is, I'm almost scared to post this because of the freaks who will now probably find my blog as they search for various weird fetish things.
Today's interesting fashion choice
The girl sitting next to me in class is wearing fingerless gloves. I realize the law school doesn't take good care of us, despite the $50k per year we pay them, but they do actually turn on the heat.
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