More proof that there is a God....
And that he wants us to be happy.
One of the world's least talented, most pompous, and most annoying "rock" stars, former Creed frontman Scott Stapp, got married to a "beauty" queen (fn1) this past weekend.
Of course, on his way to the honeymoon in Hawaii, Mr. I am God's Gift to the World got arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct at LAX.
There are no words to to express how funny these events are to me. It just goes to show that there is no limit to how stupid people can be. Read the article for further entertainment about Scotty demanding a breathlyzer, which showed his BAC at twice the legal limit.
The even funnier post-script is that I think the honeymoon got consummated in a way that Stapp wasn't exactly planning on. I mean, no one wants to be Bubba's bride.
1. The woman, who was Miss New York in 2004, is pretty freaking unattractive. I love how anyone who competes in a pre-fab "beauty" pageant (which is really more about being a robotic vision of what men think women should be than actual physical attractiveness) becomes a "beauty queen." It's such false advertising, since a majority of them are pretty fugly.
One of the world's least talented, most pompous, and most annoying "rock" stars, former Creed frontman Scott Stapp, got married to a "beauty" queen (fn1) this past weekend.
Of course, on his way to the honeymoon in Hawaii, Mr. I am God's Gift to the World got arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct at LAX.
There are no words to to express how funny these events are to me. It just goes to show that there is no limit to how stupid people can be. Read the article for further entertainment about Scotty demanding a breathlyzer, which showed his BAC at twice the legal limit.
The even funnier post-script is that I think the honeymoon got consummated in a way that Stapp wasn't exactly planning on. I mean, no one wants to be Bubba's bride.
1. The woman, who was Miss New York in 2004, is pretty freaking unattractive. I love how anyone who competes in a pre-fab "beauty" pageant (which is really more about being a robotic vision of what men think women should be than actual physical attractiveness) becomes a "beauty queen." It's such false advertising, since a majority of them are pretty fugly.
posted by N at 2:33 PM
1 Comments:
Good point. We see news on so few of the albums that are released that we have a very skewed perspective on what constitutes success.
Of course, I think Stapp had slightly higher expectations for his solo career when he ditched his bandmates in Creed.
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