Farewell, Mr. Van Jeremy
Well, it finally happened. After Miami Heat President Pat "I only won championships when I had multiple Hall-of-Famers in my starting lineup" Riley announced this summer that he would have a more active role in the operations of the team, it only seemed a matter of time before he was back in the head coach's chair. Yesterday, he threw Stan Van Gundy under the bus and took over himself.
Of course, there are multiple injustices here. First, it is debatable in my mind whether Riles is even a great coach. Note the two horrid seasons he had in Miami (as soon as the talent level went down) before he stepped aside so Van Gundy coudl take over. Second, Van Gundy has been a solid coach, taking the Heat to within one game of the NBA finals last year. Even though Shaq has been out of the lineup with an injury for most of the year, the Heat have been ok (though not great).
But none of that matters. Now that Miami has a couple All-Stars to work with, Riley wants to call the shots again. I'm hoping that their season is a disaster, and I'm looking forward to an early playoff exit for them.
But the biggest injustice here is the loss of Stan Van Gundy from the national sporting scene. Without him, how are sports fans going to turn on the TV and believe for a moment that porn star Ron Jeremy is coaching a basketball game?
Good luck, San Van Jeremy. We'll miss you!
van gundy, NBA, Miami Heat
Of course, there are multiple injustices here. First, it is debatable in my mind whether Riles is even a great coach. Note the two horrid seasons he had in Miami (as soon as the talent level went down) before he stepped aside so Van Gundy coudl take over. Second, Van Gundy has been a solid coach, taking the Heat to within one game of the NBA finals last year. Even though Shaq has been out of the lineup with an injury for most of the year, the Heat have been ok (though not great).
But none of that matters. Now that Miami has a couple All-Stars to work with, Riley wants to call the shots again. I'm hoping that their season is a disaster, and I'm looking forward to an early playoff exit for them.
But the biggest injustice here is the loss of Stan Van Gundy from the national sporting scene. Without him, how are sports fans going to turn on the TV and believe for a moment that porn star Ron Jeremy is coaching a basketball game?
Good luck, San Van Jeremy. We'll miss you!
van gundy, NBA, Miami Heat
posted by N at 1:26 PM
2 Comments:
EEEEeeeew! Is *THAT* what Ron Jeremy looks like? Why would ANYONE ever want to watch that man having sex with anyone? They must have paid an awful lot to those women.
ick. ick. ick. It's worse than i imagined.
hahahaha. glad to be of help in the "help k1 lose her lunch" contest!
Ron Jeremy is an ugly mf, and i'm not exactly sure why he has become so popular, other than
a.) a genetic quirk that has given him a freakishly large member and
b.) guys look at him and figure "he's so fugly, even I have a chance with these pr0n chicks!"
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