And the fetishes just keep getting weirder

Ok, so you all thought that the weirdos visiting BRY after doing Yahoo searches for "forearm fetish" sites were a little weird. Well, the list of fetishes just got weirder.

On July 25, someone in Seattle came to Black Red Yellow looking for information on "styrofoam fetishes." Can I just say WTF?? Can someone please describe to me how in the hell you can have a fetish for styrofoam? Wait. Check that. I'd rather not know.

I mean, a forearm fetish is strange. I don't really understand why you would become sexually obsessed with forearms when there are perfectly normal body parts, such as feet or armpits, to become obsessed with. fn1. But that's beside the point. I can see how, I suppose, one could decide that forearms are really HOTT. But where does a love of styrofoam come from? I really don't see anything sexy about styrofoam. I suppose that if you got a lot of mail order packages it would be a convenient fetish because every time you got a package you'd feel all attracted to it. But I just to understand where the sexiness comes in.

People are crazy, I say. Crazy!

1. Or even -- gasp -- how about becoming sexually obsessed with reproductive organs? Or is that too normal for all you weirdos out there?