My body feels young but my mind is very old

Here's what I received in today's mail:

AARP Office of the Executive Director
Washington, D.C. 20049

Dear Mr. Black Red Yellow,
Our records show that you haven't yet registered for the benefits of AARP membership, even though you are fully eligible.
....
As a member, you'll have the resources and information you need to get the most out of life over 50. You'll have access to exclusive discounts. Dependable insurance programs and investment resources. Important health-related information. And much more....

I think you'll agree with our other members: AARP is one of America's very best values.

Sincerely,

/s/

William D. Novelli
Executive Director

On the back of the registration card: "AARP guarantees your admission as long as you are 50 or over, whether you are working or retired." fn1.

I really don't know what to say to this, other than that I am clearly getting older. That, or the AARP needs to fix their data collection system.

1. How about if you're a student? Do they have a category for that?